Uniparty Vultures have positioned themselves for decades in such a way that they are always ready to feast on the carcasses of kicked back pork and bloated swamp creatures. As Jesus once said (Matthew 24:28), "Wherever there is a carcass, there the vultures will gather."
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
